Sunday 9 November 2008

Best Gas Mileage - Mile High Club Revisited – Sex in the Skies 2007

The Mile High Club has its exclusive members (Britney Speers among them) who know the exhilaration and anxiety of sex in the skies.

However, with the new airline rules and security situation, the game plan has changed, and becoming a member of the Mile High Club is becoming more and more difficult.

Here we revisit the club and new rules of engagement that suit today's security conscious airline staff.

Areas of Possible Sexual Activity

As before, the two areas of being able to engage in sexual activities are the toilets and seats.

The airline staff will be particularly sensitive to two people in a toilet.

Times of entry must be very carefully selected (see below).

The other and classic area of sexual activity is the seats, and only in economy class (where the center arm rests can be elevated).

Two in the Toilet

We highly suggest that two the in the toilet be restricted to long flights (over 4 hours duration) and only those that are dark (night flights).

While most passengers sleep and the airline staff are pre-occupied with their responsibilities (and the cabin lights are dimmed and off.

One of the couple should go first to an appointed toilet, with the second following in about a minute, with a pre-agreed knock signal.

The first of the couple who go to the toilet should loosen their clothing (undressing is not recommended) and be ready to assist the second as he or she arrives.

The Best Positions for Airline Toilet Sex

There are really only two good positions, and this will depend on the make of aircraft.

The toilets of Boing have a usually small counter, while the Airbus has a normal counter.

The woman can brace herself on the counter, and the man facing her can enter her from the front.

Thrusting is all for the man in this position, and it should start regularly and end up fast and furious.

Remember you have only a few minutes of undisturbed time there.

The second position is for the man to sit on the toilet seat, and the woman to mount him astride, even keeping her feet on the floor.

The man can assist in her movement, but she will do most of the movement. This is a quickie position, and the couple should try to finish in less than 3 minutes.

The Best Position for Seat Sex

With the armrest raised, and pillows and blankets in place, the woman will be seated next to the window, with the man behind her, entering her from the rear.

There should be little or no thrusting (not to cause undue attention). Rather, with the man fully penetrating the woman, the couple should press against each other and move their hips slightly.

The man should alternate between hard pressing and soft, and this can go on for some time, even 15 to 30 minutes, pretending the couple are sleeping. No clothing is removed, only moved aside.

The man can embrace the woman, fondling her breasts, and also manually stimulating her clitoris while he is fully penetrated. This can give the couple great satisfaction.

Obviously, the couple should remain as quiet as possible. When orgasm arrives, the couple can remain embraced and the woman penetrated for as long as the man's penis stays moderately erect.

A Word of Caution

Do nothing that can cause undue attention to yourselves.

The new rules of engagement encourage stealth and intelligence, and if you can achieve it, enjoy the wonderful experience of sex in the skies

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